You Will Never Get Laid if You Own This…

Imagine this: you are a nerdy dude living in your own bachelor pad and you’ve finally scored a sweet date with the amazing hawt receptionist who works for your company. You’re going to make dinner and watch some movies. After dinner things are going well and you move to the couch for movies. You are a suave MF and things start getting a little steamy, when out of the corner of her eye she sees this on your bookshelf:

Master Chief Bust

She thinks “WHAT THE F$(@!!!” and gives you the cold shoulder the rest of the night.


Yes, One2One Collectible announced today that they will be producing 1:2 scale Master Chief Busts which are preorderable now and will be available in late October. It is 12 inches tall and 12 inches wide.

Please, no matter how much of a Halo fan you are, please spare yourself of the humiliation of actually owning one. If a lady spots this she will dry up faster than water droplets in the Sahara. We here at OCMS want you to succeed, as we love nerd spawn. With a Master Chief bust you may as well be a virgin or celibate for the rest of your life.

Heed my advice please.

Trisha had a really epic biography, but made us take it down. Something to do with government conspiracies, Cthulu, and being the "Chosen One" or something. You can follow her on Twitter @TrishaDuerr.