Yesterday was totally lame:

I was at work doing a cart run, so I push TJ’s carts back to the front of the store. On my way up after dropping some carts off, and Albertson’s customer pushes a cart at me and says “Are you going to get that?” It starts rolling down the hill towards a car. I shout: “I don’t even work for Albertson’s!!!” and run after the cart so it won’t hit the car. I reach the cart just as it bounces off the bumper of a Bronco. It comes back and slams me in the shin. My shin blows up with blood everywhere, a huge bruise, and deep tissue exposed. The best part? I still had 7 more hours to work.

We had 4 people call out yesterday, leaving about 7 of us on a Saturday night to break down 9 boards of groceries. Holy crap.

It was awful, and my leg f’ing hurts.

Trisha had a really epic biography, but made us take it down. Something to do with government conspiracies, Cthulu, and being the "Chosen One" or something. You can follow her on Twitter @TrishaDuerr.