What to get an Abnormal Chick for Valentine’s Day

I consider myself to be abnormal. I’m a gamer, I’m into cars and motorcycles, I like electronics, and I don’t think sex gets tired and lame over time (except with a certain ex-husband of mine), I’m not obese or emo (like other chicks that have my interests), and I’m a musician. So. If you are dating, married to, or have the hots for someone like me… this is what I think you should get the gal for Valentine’s day:

(side note: I don’t consider Valentine’s to be stupid or a made-up holiday. I like to get free stuff, and I like a nice date. I don’t care if everyone else is doing the same thing on the same day.)

1. Some sweet car accessories or pay to tint my windows

2. Xbox 360 or PS3

3. Buy me a flower I can plant

4. Jewelry. DUH! (But only if I’ve asked for something specifically.)

5. Victoria’s Secret gift card

6. Blu-Ray player and HDMI cable (also ties into PS3)

7. Gift certificate for manicure or pedicure

8. Booze

9. A shopping spree

10. A night without the kid(s)

11. KY’s His and Hers lube

12.  iTouch or iPhone

13. A car deck and/or speakers

14. A mini-vacation

15. iTunes gift card

16. Gamestop/GameCrazy gift card

17. Shoe shopping

18. Make dinner

19. Get me a hawt costume to wear

20. Talk dirty to me

Let me say that you cannot overestimate the power of a sweet card with a gift card in it. You can’t go wrong! Plus, how many women do you know that spend money on themselves usually? It is nice to have the money allocated for something fun.

Anyone have anything to add?