Zagreb, Croatia – Shocking news has rocked Croteam as the Serious Sam developer announced that Davor Kovac, Lead In-Game Wall Graffiti Artist, has abruptly left the studio to pursue his dream of being quoted in a rushed press release.
“Writing lines for wall graffiti in first-person shooters is a lost art,” said Kovac. “There is literally no way anyone else other than me could write these lines. Definitely not Serious Sam fans.”
Croteam is reaching out to Serious Sam fans to write the final few graffiti lines for this summer’s Serious Sam 3: BFE. Croteam will select the best lines posted before July 29th use them in the hidden Arabic and hieroglyphic messages on the streets and temple walls in Serious Sam 3: BFE.
Fans can submit their funny lines for consideration through two means:
Twitter – Tweet your best line and tag it with the #SeriousSam hashtag. Follow @SeriousSamIAm to keep track of Serious Sam’s favorite lines.
Facebook – Visit facebook.com/SeriousSamFan – Post your line best line to the wall and tag it with #SeriousSam.
“All unused lines will be collected and released as a $50 Graffiti DLC Pack,” said Fork Parker, CFO at Devolver Digital. “That’s motherfucking capitalism right there.”
All graffiti submissions and related intellectual property rights, including, but not limited to
copyrights shall be irrevocably transferred to Devolver Digital and its assigns on a royalty
free/payment free basis. Those submitting language for this contest waive all rights known as
droit morale with regard to the content of their submissions. The sole consideration for winning
submissions will be inclusion in the game and a credit with your name in the game credits, and
you grant Devolver Digital all necessary rights to do so. You expressly accept the terms of this
paragraph as a condition of submitting any proposed graffiti for this promotion. Submissions
will only be accepted from people over eighteen years of age.