I’m sitting at my desk doing OCMS stuff when I hear this shriek followed by gagging noises and various attempts to scream my name.
I rush into the bedroom to find our baby daughter has taken a lump of crap out of one of her diapers and was happily munching on it with a big ol’ grin. I don’t know if you know this, but when dried crap is reconstituted with saliva, it becomes potent enough to fill a room.
So while my wife is throwing up I scoop the baby up and take her into the shower with me for a serious scrub-down. She literally had sh*t-breath, and she got her two teeth brushed for the first time!
Try and top that…