Obama Elected: It takes 40+ Crackers to get to the Chocolate.

Finally, for the first time in American history, we have an African American president.  No more 3/4-aged white men using the White House Throne for their own personal pleasure.  It’s time to usher in a new era with a president that claims to do things different.  Oh yeah, they all did that didn’t they?  But this one might do something the others didn’t do… actually do what he says.

So what do we do now that we have our first black president sitting his tookus in the Oval Office?  It’s time to save the picture of the electoral votes map to your desktop and determine which states are going to be full of enraged rednecks Hell-bent on resurrecting the 150-year-old-prophecy that “the South’s a-gonna rise ageen”.

HINT: The red states are the ones that are gonna be the ones with the lowest IQ’s and tooth count.

I’m from Tennessee, so I can pretty much see where this is going.  But don’t get pissed off just yet, my black friends.  It would have been just as bad if a woman had been elected.  How could I possibly know this?  Every president before Obama is has been a middle-aged white man.  As the great Dr. House says, symptoms never lie.

I got online right after election when they starting posting his election speech on Youtube and Myspace Video, and was not surprised to see several people posting the most ridiculous crap about him.  I even saw this one white guy throwing up the West Side sign, leaving comments like “WhErE’s Hiiitler when U need Himh?”  Yeah, those Myspace douchebags spell like that.  And all I can think is that if Hitler did come back, the white kid throwing up gang signs would probably be on his kill list.

I agree with Obama, it is time for change.  I’ve never been proud to be American, because there is no America.  There is a piece of land that we took and sat down on, but without us, it wouldn’t have a name.  We came along and called it America, before that it was simply called Mother Earth.  Yeah, I sound like a greener right now.  The point I’m trying to make is that when we come along and destroy everything, form a government that’s sole purpose is complete control, and make the rest of the world hate us, it’s time to see if we can’t do something different.  The last few hundred years of antibiotics didn’t cure this infection, so it’s time to see if a new drug will work.

I recieved a call shortly after the election from my dear Mumsy, who told me that they were expecting rioting from the white population in Atlanta.  Which isn’t really a riot if there are less than 10 members.  That’s more like a crowd.  But that’s just the beginning.  Wait until Obama brings the troops home to their families, or as the Bush Administration call it; Admitting defeat.  Today we made history in the White House, now we’ll see the stupidity and terror of White America.

That being said, I am all for Obama.

Don is an avid gamer, writer, screen writer,part time game maker, film director, and horror film fanatic. You can check out his book "How to Survive Zombies and Other Disasters" on Amazon.