Nice Pigs, Sir!

Bill Clinton had just landed and exited Air Force One after a trip overseas. Under each arm he had a pig. As he walked past one of the Air Force honor guard, the young man saluted and said, “Nice pigs Sir!” The President replied, “Why thank you young man. I got this one under my left arm for Chelsea, and the other one I got for Hillary.” The Air Force officer saluted again and said, “You made a great trade Sir!”

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