Metal Gear Solid 4 Guns of the Patriots Walkthrough

Eh, just watch. Like seriously, it’s a good time for diner. Oh heck, just get a snack, you’re gonna be here for a while. What should come as a surprise to no one, it’s about an hour, yep, an hour.

“Oh, they’re alive.” “Ooo, pretty hat.” “Look, it’s Ving Rames!” “Look, it’s Elian Gonzalez!” “Look, it’s Lindsay Lohan!” Press START “Wait a second! This guy doesn’t have crazy monkey feet!” “Hey look, it’s that surprise twist everyone saw coming, months ago!” Press START “Hmm, an interesting twist.” An X press “DEUS EX MACHINA!” “Lindsay needs to lay off the smokes.” And 30 minutes later MGS4 is over. Well, not really.

Debriefing: Naked Son

An X press “Where are these people coming from?” “DEUS EX MACHINA AGAIN!” Another X “Do these people even listen to themselves as they speak?” More X’s, then more “Just end already! Stop talking, you!” Another 30 minutes later (all of which I expect back at some point), the game finally ends.

Okay, so counting the credits and the end of those, we go well over an hour.  In fact, we are at an hour and ten minutes from the end of gameplay. Wow. Gotta do it too so you can save all the stuff you unlock, if anything. You could have skipped and then played the ending scenes from the save earlier too, if you were in a rush.

Well, Lord of the Rings is off the hook for having the longest ending. My  goodness, in Grand Theft Auto 4 he just walked away. Oh well, it was a good  story… well, it was a story at least.

I think the next game will be really great! Oh wait…