Hello I'm a Piece of Toilet Paper

Like I said earlier, Steven and I were planning on going to a park. We went to Coulon Beach and had some Ivar’s for lunch. Fish…yummy! Now, I have a bit of a rant…why is it that at beach parks..they only have 1 piece of toilet paper dispensed at a time!? It’s like you have to take 5 sheets of paper, literally this big

to wipe yourself! (Boys I’m guessing don’t have this problem). GRRRR!!!!!!!! ROAR!!!! nono
MMMM I ate at Family Drive-In for dinner, very tasty. I’m sad because I have a headache and still have some studying to do. Yay South Park is on tonight!!! More distractions for me to further put off my studying. Now I’m exaggerating because I have done some studying already, but I still have more to do. Kinda irritating though.
My dog George is sitting on my lap. I have two dogs…George and Ringo. One lady actually asked me if they were named after the Beatles. NO, they’re named after my two favorite uncles! Here’s your sign…….
no they are not chihuahua’s…..it seems like all girls have pocket pooches….stupid. I have manly dogs…. maybe because I’m a little manly…..no just kidding.
Ugh there were people at school handing out bibles this morning. Isn’t that illegal on school grounds? They all can see that I’m saying “no thank you” to the guy standing 5 feet away… can’t they take a hint? Maybe it would be better if I shouted “NO BECAUSE DAMMIT I’M ATHEIST”…. but I’d feel bad being that offensive…or not….
Oh, and a certain member asked me to say something controversial about my minge… so here you go: My minge is great, my minge is good, my minge likes thongs and huge, wide wood.
Censor that…biatch….
Trisha had a really epic biography, but made us take it down. Something to do with government conspiracies, Cthulu, and being the "Chosen One" or something. You can follow her on Twitter @TrishaDuerr.