Ducks in a pond…

There were these three ducks who lived on this peaceful pond. They got into trouble and were sent to the duck who was in charge of the pond, whose name was Bill. The first one stepped up in front of Bill and looked at the ground.

Bill asked, “What’s your name?” The little duck replied, “Duck.” “Why did you get sent to me?” queried Bill. “I was blowing bubbles in the pond,” answered Duck. “You know you’re not supposed to do that. It’s against the rules. You’re suspended from the pond for one week.”

Duck waddled away.

The second duck approached Bill. Bill asked this duck, “What’s your name?” The little duck replied, “Duck Duck.” “Why did you get sent to me?” queried Bill again. “I was blowing bubbles in the pond,” answered Duck Duck. “You know you’re not supposed to do that. It’s against the rules. You’re suspended from the pond for one week.”


Duck Duck waddled away.

Now Bill, was getting annoyed and thought he had discovered a pattern. When the third little duck waddled up to him Bill said, “Let me guess. You’re Duck Duck Duck?”

“Nope” replied the little duck. “I’m Bubbles.”

Alan is a web architect, stand-up comedian, and your friendly neighborhood Grammar Nazi. You can stalk him on the Interwebs via Google+, Facebook and follow his ass on Twitter @ocmodshop.