Apparently my ex-husband’s new girlfriend thinks that he is still in love with me, and has requested that he get rid of all pictures of me and all of the momentos that he saved from when we were married (things we bought together, etc). He just moved in with her, and I guess she went through a few boxes and was upset to find pictures and christmas ornaments and such. She doesn’t understand how he could be in love with her, if he was in love with me enough to marry me. I guess she doesn’t understand that he had a life before her. Weird. I can’t imagine ever telling someone that I couldn’t get over the fact that they were previously in a serious relationship. I guess she has every right to be insecure…. I mean……not to be snotty……
….but she could stand to lose some weight. I mean, A LOT of weight. I mean…. I’m a size three. She’s a size twelve. She weighs around 180lbs and is only one inch taller than me… and I weigh 130lbs. I have perfect boobs, she has saggy ones (okay, maybe a little too far). She has a double chin, I’m twice as good in bed….at least that’s what I’m told….
Alright, I’m a little harsh. Perhaps carrying some after-divorce-bitterness. But at least I’m honest, and if she’s going to constantly try to compare herself to me and wonder how Steven ever wanted to be with me, then she better know what she’s up against and be honest with herself. And then build a bridge and get the f*ck over it. Message to her: If you’re going to talk to my ex-husband about being second-best and so on, all you’re going to do is remind him how much he’s settling. If it really bothers you that I have such a better body (as you say), then put down the ice cream and go get a damn gym membership.
Okay I’m done.