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SATURDAY, JUNE 28 Nothing happened today, unless you count the 17-year-old boy who scaled two six-foot-tall fences at Six Flags Over Georgia only to be decapitated by the Batman ride. Condolences to everyone, especially the many bystanders forced to witness the killing.

Trisha had a really epic biography, but made us take it down. Something to do with government conspiracies, Cthulu, and being the "Chosen One" or something. You can follow her on Twitter @TrishaDuerr.