Binders Full of News! October 17, 2012

The second Presidential debate was yesterday.  One of the best things that came out of it was Obama telling Romney to STFU in a Samuel L. Jackson-esqe way “I’m the Commander-in-Chief, bitch!”.

Mitt doesn’t need to be bitch-slapped when he ruins things for himself, like coming up with the “Binder full of women” bit, which is now a full-fledged Internet Meme.

We also have our own Binders Full of News, and it serves the same purpose as Mitt’s “Binders Full of Women”:

• Filed under “News We Can Hire For Less Money”
• We weren’t interested in the News’ rights  until it became politically correct to do so
• We ignore the fact that the Binder is a Lie, as do our supporters
• Confused with “Bender Full of  News”
• The Binder is actually full of underage News that we force to marry old, smelly dudes that already have multiple News

It’s an allegory, people.  News = Women.  Argh… here’s the news.

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